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Merch is coming soon
Tell us what you'd actually buy, so we make that first. Meanwhile, the designs below bake themselves from your results. Try them on anything.
What would you actually buy?
Pick up to three. It tells us what to make first. One response per person per day.
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Preview the designs
Browse the shop
The design from the counter, on everything we could think of. Pick one to open it at the counter.
The lineup
Five designs made from your own pie. Pick one to open it at the counter.
The slice collection
A few lines for every flavor. Pick a line to put it on something. Slices in your top five use your pie's colors.
Still in the oven
- An enamel pin of a tiny pie chart, sliced however yours is
- A conference lanyard that just says "Thrilled to be here"
- A desk sign: "Currently humbled. Please hold."
- Socks covered in 4 a.m. alarm clocks, for the Hustle Bro
- An out-of-office mug: "Taking a break from thought leadership"
- An actual pie tin, engraved with your % serious
For entertainment only. Not a real assessment, and not affiliated with or endorsed by LinkedIn. Nothing on this page is for sale.