Humble Pie Chart

How seriously do you take yourself online?

Upload your data from any of these sites, or paste in your posts. We'll bake them into a pie chart of your habits, each one a flavor of humble pie.

No export handy? Pick a feed below and paste your posts instead.

Meet the flavors

Every habit is a flavor of humble pie. Each feed has its own, plus a few social classics they share.

Or pick a feed and paste

Your posts stay put

Everything is scored in your browser. Nothing is uploaded, saved or tracked.

No AI, just a recipe

Phrase lists, line breaks and hashtag counts. See every rule.

Laugh at yourself

It's built for roasting your own feed. Share your pie if you dare.

For entertainment only. Not a real assessment, and not affiliated with or endorsed by LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, X or their owners.